Bliss Warrior

BI-PARTISANSHIP: OR, IT’S TIME TO SLEEP WITH MEMBERS OF ALL POLITICAL PARTIES

Dearest Readers,

As you know, I am not one to discuss politics but recent tensions around the upcoming presidential election got me thinking.    I am not a Democrat nor Republican, but I do know this:  we all want less division and fighting between parties and more cooperation.  What we desire is BI-partisanship in Washington.

How can we get Washington to start working together to find better solutions to the many problems facing our country?

Well, we can work on having less division and fighting between us.

I am calling on all of you bi-girls to put the BI back into bipartisanship.  If we are as evolved and ahead of the curve as we claim to be, we should not say, “Fuck the other party.”  Instead, we should fuck the other party.

So if you are a Republican, it is time to put politics aside and find a cute Democratic girl.  Look for a vegetarian who is into yoga.  She’s probably a good cook and, after dessert, watch what she can do  with her flexible body.

And if you are a Democrat it is time to find a sexy Republican.  She may just take you out to the shooting range where you both can fire off semi-automatics together.  (My friends say this is a great stress reliever and oddly sexually stimulating.)  After, she’ll take you back to her beautiful home and you can ravage each other until you forget which party either of you belong to.  And, let’s face it, great sex may be the best thing to ever happen to the Republican Party.

And if you’re a Libertarian, Green, Freedom or Independent, go ahead and fill your calendar up with dates with girls from all the other parties.  You may just end up changing the world.

Once you’ve scheduled your date, do not - and I mean never, ever, ever - bring up politics.  Instead, focus on what you have in common: enjoying marvelous, filthy, crazy, kinky sex.

So celebrate bipartisanship by sleeping with as many folks from other parties as you can.

You may just bring this country closer together.

XOXOXOXO
BLISS WARRIOR
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COMING TO HOTEL BLISS:
Bi-monthly chats hosted by Bliss Warrior.  Starting next Tuesday at 7PST and 10EST, I will be hosting a live chat in the Laundry Room at Hotel Bliss.  All members of Hotel Bliss are invited to join me and other fabulous bi-girls to discuss bi issues from 7 to 9 PST or 10 to 12 EST.  Do you have a topic you would like us to discuss?  E-mail me at bliss@blisswarrior.com.
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UPCOMING EVENTS FOR BI-GIRLS

• Thursday, 18 September 2008
  NYC GTDWG PRESENTS A NIGHT WITH THE NAUGHTY SCHOOL GIRLZ
  
• Thursday, 18 September 2008
  SANTA MONICA - BURLESQUE & POLE DANCE SHOW
  
• Saturday, 20 September 2008
  ALBUQUERQUE - GIRLS NIGHT OUT AT EXHALE BAR
  
• Tuesday, 23 September 2008
  Albuquerque - National Bi Day Happy Hour!!!
  
• Sunday, 12 October 2008
  NYC DINNER AT GOOD RESTAURANT

FOR INFORMATION ABOUT THESE EVENTS, CLICK HERE.
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