STRAP-ON SOME ETIQUETTE

by Miss Bliss

Simply because a girl sleeps with both boys and girls does not necessarily mean she will want to strap-on a dildo and penetrate another girl at the drop of a hat. There is an etiquette to introducing a female lover to strap-on intercourse, and a variety of reasons why an open ethical bigirl may want to wait a bit before bringing her purple-glittered leather-harnessed cock into the mix.

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REASON 1
MAKE HER WAIT AND MAKE HER WANT

When a bi-girlfriend of mine calls me to say she has finally met THE girl, but this is not just any bigirl, this is the totally bi-from-birth girl who is beautiful and smart and really into her and really into her guy and she cannot believe their luck and they met up last night and are going to meet tomorrow night and she cannot wait to fuck her with a strap-on….

I say, “Whoa, hold on there, doll. You have finally met that special creature; another bigirl just like you who is equally entranced with you. This is a gift. Slow down. Enjoy the love affair and let it build slowly.”

Usually, I get a pout from the other end of the line. Bisexuals are not generally the patient type. “But what if she loses interest?”

“Oh, sweetie,” I say, “don’t you see? Let each date be a little taste and a lot of restraint.
Let the girl imagine you fucking her…Whisper to her how much you want to use a strap-on on her, right after you and your man have made her orgasm with both of your mouths. When she first asks you to fuck her, say no, I won’t penetrate you until you beg me to.Because nothing is better than having a girl say to you, ‘I will die if you don’t fuck me with that purple-glittered cock of yours right now! I can’t wait a second longer.’”

REASON 2
STRAP-ON NOVICES LIKE TO WAIT

Another reason to save the strap-on for a few trysts down the road, is some bigirls are very self-conscious about fucking their female partners or being fucked by a strap-on because they have never done it before. Because bisexuals pride themselves on being excellent and equitable lovers, a strap-on novice may say she does not want to use a strap-on, or have one used on her, because she is afraid she will not be able to return the favor and fuck her partner well.

There is nothing a bigirl fears more than fucking a girl poorly!

This is where good communication is key, and if you are a strap-on expert, I strongly encourage you to share any tips you have learned with your novice-lover. In my adventures, I have learned that moving your hips in slow, lingering circles while the dildo is inside of your partner can be much more effective and much more of a clitoris stimulant than the traditional in-and-out.

I look forward to hearing strap-on techniques from you bliss readers.

REASON 3
USE CONDOMS WITH ALL TOYS

(and lube, of course)
This is not a reason to wait to use a strap-on, just an etiquette point.

No matter if the girl says she ran it through the dishwasher, boiled it, sprayed it with defectant or whatever, it is not rude and absolutely fundamental to use condoms with other people’s toys, and smart to use with your own so you know your toys are always disease-free.

Treat the fake cocks like the real ones and always use condoms.

Besides, if you practice this regularly, when you find yourself in a fabulous group girl orgy, you will be safe, sexy, and ready to be the gang-bang superstar of your pornographic dreams with your clean silicon cock.

THANKS FOR READING!!!!
XOXOXOXOXOXO
BLISS WARRIOR

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Queen Latina December 3, 2007 at 11:22 am

girl,
i miss you so much. can’t wait to see you again. and thanks for all the amazing pointers! ;)

xo~
lady di~

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Sybille December 3, 2007 at 11:39 am

The silicon dildos are great with heat and cold retention and can make the experience all the more enjoyable. Pop it in the microwave for about a minute, put condom in place and lube if necessary. I think the hardest part about learning to use a strap on is learning it truly is all in the hip movement…and if you do it just right you can cause your own climax whiling strapping your lover.

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