BI-PARTISANSHIP: OR, IT’S TIME TO SLEEP WITH MEMBERS OF ALL POLITICAL PARTIES

by Miss Bliss

Dearest Readers,

As you know, I am not one to discuss politics but recent tensions around the upcoming presidential election got me thinking.    I am not a Democrat nor Republican, but I do know this:  we all want less division and fighting between parties and more cooperation.  What we desire is BI-partisanship in Washington.

How can we get Washington to start working together to find better solutions to the many problems facing our country?

Well, we can work on having less division and fighting between us.

I am calling on all of you bi-girls to put the BI back into bipartisanship.  If we are as evolved and ahead of the curve as we claim to be, we should not say, “Fuck the other party.”  Instead, we should fuck the other party.

So if you are a Republican, it is time to put politics aside and find a cute Democratic girl.  Look for a vegetarian who is into yoga.  She’s probably a good cook and, after dessert, watch what she can do  with her flexible body.

And if you are a Democrat it is time to find a sexy Republican.  She may just take you out to the shooting range where you both can fire off semi-automatics together.  (My friends say this is a great stress reliever and oddly sexually stimulating.)  After, she’ll take you back to her beautiful home and you can ravage each other until you forget which party either of you belong to.  And, let’s face it, great sex may be the best thing to ever happen to the Republican Party.

And if you’re a Libertarian, Green, Freedom or Independent, go ahead and fill your calendar up with dates with girls from all the other parties.  You may just end up changing the world.

Once you’ve scheduled your date, do not – and I mean never, ever, ever – bring up politics.  Instead, focus on what you have in common: enjoying marvelous, filthy, crazy, kinky sex.

So celebrate bipartisanship by sleeping with as many folks from other parties as you can.

You may just bring this country closer together.

XOXOXOXO
BLISS WARRIOR
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    ALBUQUERQUE – GIRLS NIGHT OUT AT EXHALE BAR
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    Albuquerque – National Bi Day Happy Hour!!!
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    NYC DINNER AT GOOD RESTAURANT

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{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

Blue September 18, 2008 at 11:55 am

WooHoo! My partner’s a Republican and recovering Rush Limbaugh addict! I’m doing my part here. . .:)

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Carina September 18, 2008 at 11:56 am

I have to say, a lot of your blogs are great, filled with plenty of useful information and creative ideas and situations to cook up. But this one? Is truly EPIC!

I’d give you more kudos if I could.

Time for me to find some hot republicans!

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michelle September 18, 2008 at 2:13 pm

OMG! This is THE funniest blog you’ve ever written, ever!
We should not say, “Fuck the other party.” Instead, we should fuck the other party.
Have I ever told you I LOVE you?
Instead, focus on what you have in common: enjoying marvelous, filthy, crazy, kinky sex.
EXACTLY!!! Hilarious. I really needed a good laugh and this hit the spot. Now, to find a shooting range?! hehehehehehe

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Lucy-In-The-Sky September 18, 2008 at 4:51 pm

Yes, Bliss had the most magnificent perspective! What a gift her blogs have been.
I will pretend to be a hot republican for you! ;) You are a creature to behold…breathtaking. Are you at Hotel Bliss?

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Danika September 18, 2008 at 4:52 pm

LMAO. Seriously this is the best advice ever!

I don’t even know what party I would belong to. But hell, I’m down to fuck the other party. :)

Love
Danika

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ashley September 19, 2008 at 12:08 am

Blissy! this cracked me up!!!

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Pegan September 19, 2008 at 3:31 pm

Love it!

The moment we start taking one characteristic, and use it to stick someone into a box, we are doing a disservice to everyone involved. . .

I’ve met some wonderful people who I later discovered were republicans. . .or satanists. . .or bird watchers. . .or (gasp) writers. . .

we are all much more than just one thing. . .

which is why I avoid talking politics or religion. . .those things divide, and I’m looking to conquer my preconceived notions.

Thanks again for sharing, you beautiful flower!

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Shay September 21, 2008 at 2:53 pm

haha I love it!! We have an election coming up in Canada too, but we have more than one party here – this idea could make for some pretty awesome orgies!

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