MY FIVE FAVORITE SEX TOYS

by Miss Bliss

As a young girl coming of age in a small town in northern California, I learned about sex and sexuality by reading books. At age 12, I read Kurt Vonnegut’s Breakfast of Champions and was fascinated by a scene where Kilgore Trout masturbates with a fake silicon vagina he bought through a mail-order catalogue. It was the first time I ever heard of a sex toy and the idea that one could purchase fake genitalia to practice making love with turned me on incredibly.

Since I have been of age to purchase my own toys, I have amassed quite a collection of toys, but no matter how many I try, there are five classics that I always return to.

Some of you may be shocked that there are no clitoral vibrators listed here, but my clit is very sensitive and I have always thought, “I’ll get into vibrators when I’m in my sixties.” Until then, fingers, lips and tongues are plenty for my personal pleasure.

1. GLASS DILDOS WITH HANDLES

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If you have not had the opportunity to play with a glass dildo, I highly recommend that you go out and get yourself one today. Glass dildos are marvelous for play because at room temperature they feel cool and glide easily in and out. If your insides “stick” or “catch” a bit on traditional silicone dildos, glass is a change you want to make. Glass can also be heated in the microwave or cooled even more in the fridge, to delight and stimulate your lover in all sorts of ways.

A couple of years ago, my petite friend Emily gave me a glass dildo with a handle for my birthday. At first I thought, “Oh, no, this is much too intense for me,” thinking the handle might make it possible to hurt a girl accidentally. When we used it that night, we discovered that the handle added a lot of control. It allowed me to move the dildo around in slow, deep circles, or in and out quickly, depending on what my lover’s body desired. It can also move the dildo side to side rapidly, which is deeply pleasurable.

The best part? Glass is completely cleaned and disinfected by just putting it on the top rack of your dishwasher.

2. ANAL BEADS

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For some girls, anal sex is easy; for others, it takes a bit more time to open up down there. Anal beads are a great way for you and your partner to begin exploring anal play. The beads start small and become larger so your partner can place the smallest in first, and when you are ready, add more and more beads, until the entire chain is inside of you. This is especially nice with clitoral stimulation. Some sex stores carry vibrating anal beads, which is even better if you can find them, because they shake and shimmer until you are much more open.

When you are about to come, tell your partner and have him or her pull all the beads out as you climax. You will come even harder.

3. THE CURVED STRAP-ON DILDO

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Over the years, I have used many types of strap-on harnesses and many kinds of dildos. My favorite to use on girls is the curved, glittery dildo in a leather harness. Curved dildos are particularly good at hitting a girl’s special spots, both from behind and in more traditional positions. As my friend Claire says, “Fucking a girl can burn a lot of calories and force you to use muscles you haven’t used in years,” so make the workout a little less intense by making sure the dildo is doing as much of the work as you are!

4. ANAL PLUGS IN VARIOUS SIZES

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Fun to use on both girls and boys, it is important to start with small butt plugs and work your way up slowly. You may want to start with anal beads, then work up to a small butt plug after. During intercourse, leave a plug in you or in both of you, and see how much pleasure you both experience. If you want to have anal sex but have not been able to due to pain, have your lover take a long time using beads, then plugs, then larger plugs on you until you open up. By the time the third plug is removed, you will be very ready for anal penetration. In fact, you will be surprised at how easy and good it feels.

5. SILK RESTRAINTS

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Long, 2-inch wide, silk ribbons make for wonderful and sensual restraints. Tying up your partner should be a delicious act, and silk satin feels amazingly sexy against the skin. Handcuffs are fine sometimes, but I prefer the soft feel of fabric to the hardness of metal restraining devices. There is something so gorgeous about the simplicity of tying up your lover and then pleasuring him or her over and over again. Have your man tie you and your lover up together, so all you can do is kiss one another while he pleases you both. I promise, you will not want to be released anytime too soon.

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SEX TOYS? POST YOUR FAVORITES HERE.

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Anonymous November 5, 2007 at 5:14 pm

I was at a training the other night for hosts of sex toy parties. . .and the ice-breaker question when we went around and introduced ourselves was “what is your favorite sex toy?” Talk about an ice-breaker!

I find glass to be way too intense. . .the texture on the one my lover used was way too close to pain. . .and not a good pain. Loved your advice on the anal beads. . .never used them, but now I wanna. . .hehehe

My favorite toy is a copy of my favorite cock. . .it was fun to make, my guy was incredibly flattered that I wanted such a thing, and it never fails to get me there. . .the kit was simple, but the resulting vibrator is rubber. . .so cleaning is not so easy as other toys i’ve owned, and it tastes absolutely awful. I’m currently searching for other kits that involve a different modeling material. Let me know if you have any info in that arena, cause I LOVE that cock. . .ok, it’s the guy i love, but that’s part of him, right? lol.

two lovely ladies have tried introducing me to the hitachi magic wand. . .while i love what it did for them, i really didn’t enjoy it the first time and was only tollerant of it the second. Do you have any experience with the wand? know of any way to make it a bit less intense?

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Anonymous December 1, 2007 at 8:04 pm

EMAILED TO BLISS WARRIOR:

coool and smart glass is the most hygienic !!!!!

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KaliSu December 1, 2007 at 8:04 pm

hitachi advice: try putting a hand towel between your sex and the wand. experiment with the thickness of the towel by folding and unfolding.

there are times when the hitachi is too intense, even for an old pro like me. i take a deep breath and relax knowing it’s going to push me over the edge into a fantastic orgasm.

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Beth December 1, 2007 at 8:04 pm

Without a doubt-the Rabbit Decadence Vibrator~:)

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snarff snarff December 1, 2007 at 8:05 pm

I love glass toys, but I bet its because I make them for a living. I do special requests if anyone is interested.

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Lady Savant December 1, 2007 at 8:05 pm

I switched over to glass a few years back, just to try it, lol, and I will never go back. It’s the best. And anal plugs come in glass as well. I have even seen anal beads similar to eh one shown in glass. They’re not flexibly but I hear they are lots of fun. I think my second favorite part is how easy they are to clean.

Thank you for the great reading. I always love getting the notice that you have made a new ..D

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Pandora December 1, 2007 at 8:05 pm

beautifully informative bliss. i adore how open you are.

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Fei Fei December 1, 2007 at 8:06 pm

Very informative! Glass is amazing especially in the bathtub. I like japanese silk ropes, they’re velvety on skin but nice and tight for a game of bondage. Thanks miss Bliss ^^ -xo

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Sexual Positions Guide September 10, 2009 at 6:38 pm

My favorite glass toy is the Love Handle because it is really easy for me to use for masturbation. It is also great when my hubby is in a position where he can not use it on me and I want to use it on myself as well as when he can use it on me as it allows for interesting positions and such ease of use.

Its ribbed, and has a pronounced head for excellent g-spot stimulation and the handle allows me to grind my clitoris against it for added sensation when it is fully inside. It is also an average sized shaft and I prefer this over a wide shaft like the Rocky Road Baton because I prefer small to medium sized dildos… I am a bit on the small size for my vaginal opening (had to have a c-section because of this) and having an average width for a shaft in a toy is a nice. So there ya go… that is my preference..

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