THE STRANGE FOLKS ON CRAIGSLIST

by Miss Bliss

“No one has more crazy Craigslist stories than Alexa. She’s seen it all!”

“I have, it’s true,” says Alexa and her full, pouty lips turn into a bright smile. Twelve bi and bi-friendly girls are eating brunch in Los Angeles, sharing stories, questions and concerns about bisexuality. Alexa is a fiercely beautiful Asian interior designer and an experienced bi-girl. “Where do I begin?”

“Tell them about the dominatrix,” Alexa’s friend Jenna says.

“Okay, but this is a really wild story, so fasten your seatbelt, girls. I posted an ad on Craigslist seeking a couple. Of course I got hundreds of responses to the post.”

“How many pictures of male genitalia did you get,” I ask, and the table laughs.

“Too many! And hairy pics, too. Yuck! Right away one couple sends me a proposition. She is an obese woman and he’s an older white guy and they are both into S&M and domination and that kind of stuff. They explain to me that they aren’t looking for a casual hook-up; they are seeking a girl to join their family.” The girls look at each other and look back at Alexa. “Yes, they wanted me to become a member of their S&M family.”

“They gave you this tantalizing offer through email?”

“Yes! They didn’t even need to meet me to tell me that they already have a child, so if I have children or want children in the future, they are welcome to join the family, too!”

“Would the kids dress in latex,” one girl jokes and the table fills with laughter again.

“I didn’t write back to find out.” Alexa is animated and enjoys holding the floor. “Shortly after this little strange exchange, another girl and I start emailing through Craigslist and we make a date to meet for dinner. And, of course, it’s LA and there’s a ton of traffic so I am running fifteen minutes late. So, I pick up my cell to call her and let her know I’m going to be late, like normal people do…”

“I always call the person if I’m running late,” Jenna chimes in. “It’s just considerate.”

“Right,” says Alexa. “So, I call her and she says she’s already left the restaurant and is going home.”

“When you were only fifteen minutes late,” I ask.

“Only 15 minutes!” Alexa is wide-eyed and her audience is fascinated. “So I ask her, ‘Why did you leave?’ And she says, ‘I saw you come into the restaurant with a white guy and the second I saw you brought a guy, I was out of there.’ I say to her, ‘But I haven’t arrived at the restaurant yet. That’s why I’m calling you because I’m late.’ ‘Well, the girl was Asian, so I assumed it was you.’”

“That’s because we Asians all look alike, right Alexa,” Jenna winks.

“So she took off because she saw an Asian girl with a White guy enter the restaurant and didn’t even bother to check if it was you,” I ask.

“Nope. And when I asked her if she’d meet me anyway, since I had driven an hour to get there, she said, ‘No, I’m almost at my house.’” Alexa rolls her eyes. “Sometimes girls are too crazy even for me.”

“Why are there so many freaks on Craigslist,” another girl asks.

Alexa says, “I think the ratio is 20 freaks for every cool person. I’ve met some wonderful people through Craigslist — some of them are sitting at this very table! — and I’ve learned not to fear the freaks because, hey, they do make for good story telling fodder!”

More and more girls share their strange and odd experiences with Craigslist as we laugh, talk, eat and drink. Feeling safe to share the stories that normally are not told to straight friends, we talk until the restaurant reminds us others are waiting for our table.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXO
BLISS

[please note: these 2 tales were retold with the permission of the storyteller and all names have been changed]

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Ashanti Vela-Marie December 12, 2007 at 6:24 pm

you always have the best pics on your blog. Where do usually get them from?

Oh, and P.S- your blog has become a regular part of my routine, right alongside my morning coffee. Thanks for creating such a great space!

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Tami December 13, 2007 at 9:58 am

On craigslist I had a bit of a strange request. I posted an ad to find a bigirl in the Philadelphia area. I have many stories from it but this one is the most memberable. This one girl replies to the ad and proceeds to tell me how much she loves her dog. She states how much she hates men and penises but LOVES her male dog. She plays with her dog as a warm up to sex and doesn’t mind his penis in her but absolutely doesn’t want a human male involved. She was inquiring if I would want to share in her doggy’s goodies because she couldn’t have sex without the foreplay from her dog. First thing I thought was wow “she needs therapy”. Then I thought to each their own, but no I didn’t want to participate in the beastiality with her and to just let the email go to the trash can. I told a lesbian friend of mine about it and she said she had a girlfriend that did that too. I hope this isn’t common because I just couldn’t even imagine my little male doggy doing anything with me, he gets yelled at for sniffing a butt.

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Catalina Ramirez December 15, 2007 at 8:26 am

I am *always* intrigued by CL ads. I read them every day, without fail. And the posts that I’ve made have yielded some *very* interesting results. Now I’m motivated to make my own strange CL post on MY blog.
Catalina

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Miss Bliss December 15, 2007 at 9:21 am

I look forward to reading your CL blog, beauty!
I am sure you have many interesting stories.

xoxoxoxoox
bliss

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Juno Henry December 15, 2007 at 10:07 am

Oh man, this made me laugh. I’m no stranger to Cl, in fact i don’t know what I’d do without it. Some of the replies i receive make me shriek out loud with laughter…

Excellent piece!

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